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This week, Glatt's Hairy Knees have been mostly working in McAngus McDonald's Sandwich Shop, where they could be seen wearing wee hairnets whilst dancing about and preparing morning rolls for the discerning customers.

Unfortunately the crowds drawn to the spectacle also drew the attention of a global fast food restaurant, which is now pursuing a lawsuit against McAngus (real name Ronald) as being too similar to their trademarked name, and therefore "confusing to customers".

McAngus was last seen crying into his Iron-Bru and singing "Donald Where's Your Troosers" and was therefore unavailable to comment.

It is hoped that Glatt's Hairy Knees will find further employment at a local Austrian-themed restaurant, Burgher King. Be sure we will keep you updated.