As bad as his actually marrying a pillow is...what does it say about the "priest" who preformed the ceremony?
How does that conversation go?
Groom-to-be: Hello, yes I would like to have you to marry myself and my future wife.
Priest: OK, are you of the same faith?
Groom-to-be: Ummmmmmmm.....yes.
Priest: Why the long pause?
Groom-to-be: Well, my future wife is a pillow.
Priest: I see. What the hell do I care. I still get paid.
