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Old 05-14-2008, 09:09 AM   #25
dar512
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Forget the metric system, I think we've just invented the elephant measurement system.

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Originally Posted by monster View Post
I think he's about to "Fuel" the car. What's the capacity of the tank in those things?
About 3 espunks

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr View Post
Uh...Can't a Rabbit outrun an elephant? I'd damn sure be finding out!
Depending on the species, rabbits are about 4500 esph whereas elephants are about 2500 esph. esph = elephant schlongs per hour

See. Much more understandable than metric.
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