[xoxoxoBruce]

Two caught my eye from reddit, the first is 5 posts...

Sounds like a Dr. Seuss rhyme.
One state, two state
Red state, blue state
Will you vote in favor of gay rights?
Or does that give you the frights?

Do you mind if they suck cocks
Do you mind if they lick box
Will you let them buy a house
Will you let them have a spouse

Whether they do it with the poo poo,
Or by rubbing the hoo hoo:
Will you let them wear the ring?
To own that marital bling?

If he offered to give you dome
Would you let him buy a home?
Fishnet shirts and pink toe-socks
Don't mind the rainbow lollipops

Corderoy pants with walking boots,
Tank tops, short hair, power suits,
Packing sausage or packing heat,
The girls are good enough to eat!

The second a single post...

One state, two state
Red state, blue state
Will you support bills for gay rights?
Or does that make your butthole tight?
Will you vote to legalize pot?
Or are your knickers, in a knot?
Do you think the healthcare plan is cool?
How 'bout crippling debt, to go to school?
All in all it's pretty sound,
We're quite nice folk to be around,
Unless of course there's oil found,
Bubbling, oozing, from the ground,
Their cries of protest quickly drowned,
We tout our prowess to be renowned;
I swear on me mum that pound for pound,
I am the greatest, and must be crowned.
So go ahead, gild, me, ask around.