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infinite monkey · 09-12-2013, 10:22 AM

A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse.

(music turns whimsical)

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream...

09-12-2013, 10:22 AM	#40
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse. (music turns whimsical) I want a party with room fulls of laughter Ten thousand tons of ice cream... Attached Images Last edited by infinite monkey; 09-12-2013 at 11:21 AM. Reason: add pic/fix typo