[lumberjim]

i need some fresh material

last good one i saw:

i work in a jeep dealership and two of the salesmen are always fucking with each other. Mike saves up his hole puncher confetti for like 3 months, and fills up Reed's umbrella one day.....doesn't the friggin owner grab it on his way out the door with some little advertising hottie? i almost swallowed my tongue! they were both covered with it! fortunately, the girl had a really good sense of humor about it, and no one got fired!