... a narrative by xoxoxoBruce.
It was a dark and stormy night.
No...wait...it was a dim and foggy morning.
Mr Spider was sleeping in.
A little damp but living large....yes, plump and juicy.
It looks like the neighbor, Ms Mantis, is doing her morning yoga.
Ms mantis says, "Excuse me, I'm going to Mr Spider's for breakfast."
Mr Spider, waiting for breakfast to fly in, gets a smooch from Ms Mantis.
Ms Mantis kisses and nibbles Mr Spider's fingers....the tease.
Mr Spider seems to have lost control and spooged all over.
"Oh dear, Ms Mantis", he says, "let me get you a towel."
Mr Spider, being very embarrassed, has just gone to pieces.
But Ms Mantis, having been around the block, is very forgiving.
To prove she's not offended, she'll tidy up before she leaves.
A whole love story played out before the dew dries.