Might be an urban myth, but - Fellow is taking a Civics class, last assignement is to write a one page essay on good governmet. Fellow sits and scratches his head, and then writes.
2 minutes later he walks up and presents his paper and leaves for the semester. Four words were written: "Good government. Sit. Stay." He got his A.
My favorite sign was in Kirkland along Juanita park. It was a sign admonishing people to not feed the geese. It said, "If you feed me, you might as well shoot me" and showed a little cartoony bullet-riddled goose. I was thinking, "ALL RIGHT! Get my SKS!!!"
Dogs are cool.
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