[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

1. How long has it been since you pee'd outside? About 6 months ago, on the canoe trip.

2. When you take a shower, do you cool down the hot water, or, warm up the cold water? het up the coolness.

3. If you could have any wild animal for a pet, with a guarantee it would never hurt you, or anyone else, what would it be? Polar bear

4. Besides increasing size, if you could change the house/apartment you live in just by wishing it, what would you change? Relocating it or nuking it or just new paint job inside and out. And new carpet. And...fuck it can I just move?

5. Are you left-handed? No.

6. Do you have a pet rfn? What is it/are they? No.

7. What color is the vehicle you drive most? Mellow Yellow. That's really the name of it.

8. What movie have you seen the most times? Pulp Fiction

9. What's the most annoying thing about the neighbor
living closest to you?
"Yap yap yappy yap yap."
"Shut UP (insert dumbest dog name ever for dumbest dog ever)"
"Yap yap yap yap yap"
"Go potty (insert dumbest dog name ever for dumbest dog ever)"
"Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap"
"SHUT UP (insert dumbest dog name ever for dumbest dog ever)"
"YAP YAP YAPPY YAP YAP"
"Go Potty (insert dumbest dog name ever for dumbest dog ever)"

Yes, this dog is so dumb its even dumber owner needs to TELL it to piss. Over. And over. And over.

10. How far from where you were born do you now live? 10 miles.