How long has it been since you pee'd outside?
When I lived at the shithole, it was sometimes a necessity, what with the massive sewage failures.
It was basically peeing into the back yard anyway, what with all the septic failure and whatnot!
Plus, the only pisser in the place was on the top floor. I want to impart this wisdom, no matter who you are, never live in a place where the only bathroom is on the top floor.
Cottage o' Prussia, I only did once. You have to mark a new place as yours.
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