This heat advisory has coincided exactly with my 4 day "vacation".
Says here it's in effect until 8pm weds evening.
Really. Fuck you, humidity. I'm taking this personally. I've got bat wings, and you are to blame. Up and down the goddamned stairs. My knee hates me.
I also blame Amazon. How do we have this much crap?! I just want to leave the rest of it here.