My favorite episode is Lethal Weapons.
Peter watching TV
Peter: Lois i was watching that (Lois looking sexually at him)Whata..wwhat you looking at?
Lois: The underpants lose them!
Peter: Uhh ..actually i kinda sorta have ii..i have a headache kinda you see maybe tomorrow?
Lois: Take em off!!!
Peter: Yeah o.k honey (Peter scared to death!)
(Next day)
Stewie: Whoa! the hell you're doing those are my Grand Crackers?
Peter: Run along Stewie, daddy had a rough night.
Stewie:Why you tottering, do-berry i'm going to find something to strike you with excuse me!
(Brian comes in)
Brian: Good morning, Peter you look terrible what happen?
(voice sounds like Crying)
Peter: Last night, Lois was..the MAN!!!
Brian: Good Lord!!!
And then there's the several minute long all out brawl at the end. Kills me every time.
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