What is this crazy "tomorrow" talk?
Spit Roast Burmese Python
1. Capture and gut your Burmese Python.
2. Obtain a roasting spit of suffiient length.
2.a Try wiring together several regular spits.
2.b Maybe try a shipyard for an old mast or something.
2.c Oh I don't know, you figure it out.
3. Carefully impale the python on the roasting spit, making sure it is well supprted along the whole length.
3.a Have another try.
3.b Take the deer out of its stomach. Try again.
3.c No, you'll need a thinner, sharper spit.
3.d Hmmmm.
4. Stir fry diced burmese python!
5. Dice your python into bite sized chunks.
5.a you may want to get someone to help you with this.
5.b. In fact, call a working bee....