I guess this is as good a place as any for this lamp I got as a belated Christmas present.
It's sort of orange and the 15 watt night light bulb inside makes it glow kind of warm and fuzzy.
They say it's hand carved from 250 million year old salt deposits at the base of the Himalayas.
Makes me picture gnomes or monks sitting cross legged, chipping the salt in cadence.
Until it said ISO-9001 & ISO-14001 certified.
OK, looks good, you're interested, they go in for the kill...
Walmart says, " put it next to your computer and feel your stress dissipate as the negative ions counteract the electromagnetic fields bouncing off the computer."
Yes sir, we don't want to get into any of that proof business, but here is the fountain of youth and Viagra, and Chocolate truffles rolled into one.
Then they spend a lot of space helping you decide what size/how many, you need for your cubicle, home, or business.
Oh well, it looks cool, kind of romantic, when it's lit up.
