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Old 01-30-2005, 10:22 PM   #13
Cyber Wolf
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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Originally Posted by Undertoad
The owners of this goat in Napa, CA say that the male goose here landed with the herd a few years ago, settled on this one female goat and never left her side.
Sounds like the kind of guy who declares boyfriend status then hangs around and is as difficult to get rid of as a burr in a patch of very shaggy fur.

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Originally Posted by Undertoad
The question is why she puts up with him, but I'm sure she's deaf by now.
Might have something to do with the goat/goose language barrier. Maybe she wants to tell him to bugger off but he just doesn't understand. Of course, a few well placed kicks should get the message across. And being female AND a goat, she should be able to do that no problem
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