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lumberjim · 07-09-2015, 04:27 PM

My best Dad joke perpetrated to date:

this was only a few months ago.... in April or May.... The kids and I were ate Wegman's and Spencer picked up a vacuum pack of 5 ears of corn. All pre-husked and perfect. 5 ears for $4.99.

I said, "wow. That's expensive. But it IS Pirate Corn." and dummied up.

He said, 'Pirate Corn?'

"Yeah, it's a buck-an-ear"

He hi fived me

~credit to Perth.

07-09-2015, 04:27 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	My best Dad joke perpetrated to date: this was only a few months ago.... in April or May.... The kids and I were ate Wegman's and Spencer picked up a vacuum pack of 5 ears of corn. All pre-husked and perfect. 5 ears for $4.99. I said, "wow. That's expensive. But it IS Pirate Corn." and dummied up. He said, 'Pirate Corn?' "Yeah, it's a buck-an-ear" He hi fived me ~credit to Perth. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan