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Originally Posted by monster
1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)?
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No
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2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety)
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Quite a bit at this point, it's been my main non-working non-drinking quarantine activity. I did 20 miles today.
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4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go?
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We've taken time off from work, but we haven't gone anywhere.
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5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of?
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A few years back I started getting a mint plant and putting it in a pot each year for mint juleps and mojitos through the summer.
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6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded?
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Fully leaded. Also, I respect decaf as the loyal opposition. Half-caff is just an abomination before God and man.
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7) Complete this limerick:
There was a young man from Milan
Who kept a spare nut in a can
When asked why he did it
He said "There's no limit
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To how much I love nuts, I'm a fan!"
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8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar?
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Chips, especially kettle chips.
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9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest?
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Probably the one where I nailed a deer on the interstate while driving a brand-new minivan. (This was almost 20 years ago, noone was hurt.)
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10) Who is your favorite comedian?
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Probably Kathleen Madigan
Neither one.... but if I had to choose I guess swimming.