[Crimson Ghost]

NEW ORLEANS

This will end badly.

A Louisiana justice of the peace

Yup. 'Cause we all know how well Louisiana likes to obey federal laws.

said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have.

1. Is it his decision?
2. Might have? No kids involved at this point, yet he's making a legal decision on something that has not, and might not happen?
3. Place all belongings in the baskets. They shall be returned to you once we reach the camps.

Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

How many interracial couples has he married?
Or does he know this as a fact because he and his buddies have 'removed' the 'other than white' spouse?
Remember, kids, marriages end when one of them dies...

"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way,"

What? That's racist right there.

"I have piles and piles of black friends.

...stacked up in my basement...

They come to my home,

... because I refuse to be seen in their neighborhood, or, "The Ghetto", as we call it 'round here....

I marry them,

... but I don't want one marrying my sister...

they use my bathroom.

It's amazing that you can housebreak them that fast. If you do it when they're young, it saves a world of problems later.

I treat them just like everyone else."

Which is not to say that I treat everyone else as sub-human. Just them... I mean I don't treat them bad, I thought the cross was a nice lawn decoration. I don't know how the fire started... Oh, look at the time, I must be going. I have a meeting to go to. If I'm late, the Grand Dragon, I mean, my boss will be just so mad...

FTFA:

"I try to treat everyone equally," he said.

But this ain't equal, you Clint-Howard-lookin' asshole.