Thread: Sexual Injuries
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:57 AM   #19
Crimson Ghost
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Quote:
Originally Posted by evansk7
I once ripped the little bit of skin which joins the head to the foreskin, mid-thrust.

Turns out, it contains a vein. And a vein with a lot of blood in it, too.

Ouch. Maybe there's something to be said for circumcision after all...

Kev
OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
(passed out from thinking about the pain)
*woosy*

Here's a tip: don't attemp to have sex in a hammock.
My wife says "C'mon! It'll be fun!" Well, for the first hour it was, until the god-damn thing dumped over, sending her flying safely to the grass, but my dumb ass lands cranium first on a rock that, unbeknownst to us, was hiding just below the surface.

PBX-105 High Explosive is great for removing such things.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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