1) Are your people culturally or religiously Arlo Guthrites?
My people, no. Me? Absolutely.
2) Which bench do you belong on?
Group W. Right there with the mother-stabbers, and the father-rapers. And the litterers.
3) Are your 27 8x10s color glossy or B and W?
Color. What am I, poor?
4) How many Thanksgiving meals will you attend?
Zero. None. Nil. Zip. Zilch. 0. Nary a one. Nairn.
5) Will you keep your filthy mouth shut when your cousin tests the political waters?
Anybody e'er known me to keep my filthy mouth shut, even when it's the best possible option?
6) What if any animal will die for you to celebrate this holiday?
That animal should be eaten.
ETA: It just occurred to me you meant "What, if any, animal will die..." I think there was real beef in the burrito I ate a few minutes ago, so, I guess, a cow. Months ago, prolly.
7) Mustard or Ketchup?
Meh, ketchup, I guess. And I don't give a damn what Barry 'Bama says about it.
8) Catsup or Ketchup?
Meh, ketchup, I guess.
9) Real cranberries or canned gel product?
Doesn't matter to me. I'm throwing it in the trash, where it belongs.
10) What are you thankful for?
I'm thankful for what real friends I have. As few, and far between as they are.
And I'm thankful for you guys, well, most of you, anyway.
