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Originally Posted by lumberjim
just tell them that you got tapeworms from not cleaning your toilet for 3 years.
you could back it up with pictures.
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Once again, LJ beats me to the punch.
I suggest that you reply:
"between the tapeworms and the TB, I just can't keep the weight on"
Then cough loudly and wetly, look at your hand, and then pat them on the back, smiling in a strange kind of way.
SWMBO is also rail thin, for a long time she was barely 112lbs. soaking wet and 5'-10". She got a lot of the same looks and comments from her friends and family.
She eats like there is no tomorrow. five times a day. I eat about 1/2 to 2/3 the amount of food she does in a given day. Calories don't stand a chance against her. They disappear like snow flakes on a wood stove.
Since the Bedwe'er was born she is able to keep it up to 134lbs.
YMMV
