"Or maybe I juat am REALLY pissed", the aborigine thought to himself, "I DID drink a lot of cactus* squeezings. Maybe I am REALLY some place ELSE!"
* Having trained as a botanist, such scientific over sights jar my sense of poly sci correctness. Australia has NO native cactus, rather convergent species from the Euphorbia family. Not that anyone cares, but I feel better now.. Carry on!
