OK, try
this:
1. Take a little rice...
2. Do whatever it takes to make it into a rolling paper.
3. Take a little weed, grass, herb, marijahootchie, dope, smoke, whatever.
4. Separate the vegetative matter from the seeds and stems.
5. Form the rolling paper into a loose envelope.
6. Put the weed
into the rolling paper.
7.
Roll the paper containing the weed into a firm,
but not too tight, cylinder.
8. Find two small sticks of wood.
9. Rub the sticks together firmly and quickly, to make
fire.
10. Touch the fire to the very tip of the cylinder of paper and weed.
11. Put the
unlit end of the cylinder in your mouth.
12. Inhale
deeply.
13. Hold it.
14.
Hold it.
15.
Hold it.
16. Exhale
slowly.
17. Shut the fuck up.