2) Who was the last person you hugged?
J
3) If you ran out of toilet paper, what would you first use as an alternative (something currently in your home)?
warshcloths and towels (and then right into the warshing merchine)
4) Will you be joining in Intergalactic Googly Eye Day on April 6? If so, how; if not, why the fuck not -what else have you got going on?
Yes, Cellar monkey alteration
5) iphone or android?
Android
7) What is the most surprising thing you have learned about human nature since this whole Coronavirus thing started?
Older people can be weirdly cavalier about the possibility of death
9) What is the weirdest animal you have ever eaten?
Black bear
10) Do you believe in karma?
Yes I believe it is a nice spiritual concept with a basis in fact
11) What is your favorite song from the 80s?
Can't pick just one.
Talking Heads - “Once In A Lifetime” - 1980
Squeeze - “Tempted” - 1981
Waitresses - “I Know What Boys Like” - 1982
Smiths - “How Soon Is Now” - 1984
Chameleons - “Swamp Thing” - 1986
Siouxsie and the Banshees - “Cities In Dust” - 1986
14) What is your least favorite insect?
The Tick (also my favorite comic character)
16) What is your current favorite insult?
Milquetoast
17) you have to go somewhere 100-200 miles from where you live and stay there for 5 days, no restrictions on form of accommodation. Where are you going?
Finger lakes, at a lakefront airbnb near a winery
19) What is your favorite malapropism that you heard in real life?
"Nobody has been able to take my argument and ridicule it with bullets."
20) Are we nearly there yet?
No. And if you ask again I will turn this car right around and we will go straight home. Is that what you want?
21) Which public figure has most impressed you with their approach to the pandemic?
Rick Springfield who teaches you how to play "Jessie's Girl" in 60 seconds
22) (a) Bread or Potatoes?
22) (b) Rice or Pasta?
no thanks
23) You are Supreme ruler of your own country. What is the name of the Capital City?
Toad City