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Dana and I are both liberal and English.
I have big boobies (and rolls) and she doesn't.
She writes intelligent, informative political posts as well as her MA thesis. I write about my cat and even then can be unintelligible, as half the post stays in my head.

Brianna and I are both Strawberry Festival Queens. We are twins, but she came out a few years before I did. In America.

Shawnee used to be our co Festival Queen, but she had to retire for personal reasons.
We think Infinite Monkey might fill her place, but she's on probation.

I share Big Sarge with Lola (and his ex) and Bruce with pretty much everybody.
I thought I was next in line for Jim, but he's being elusive.

I think that's all you need to know from my point of view.