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Old 09-27-2006, 11:08 AM   #82
Undertoad
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Whenever he has a health problem, Chuck Norris performs his own surgery on himself.

Recently, he performed brain surgery on himself, but in the middle of it, he realized that he'd cut out the section that knew how to complete the operation. No problem, he simply re-wired other sections of his brain to take over for the missing sections, and thus he completed the procedure.
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