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Old 03-10-2011, 01:56 AM   #47
Crimson Ghost
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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What kind of shoes? Wearable ones.

Do you have more than one pair of shoes? Yes. And they're two of a kind.

Do your shoes have laces or velcro or are they slip-ons? Staples

Do you call them shoes? Sometimes, but they never call back.

If you call them shoes do you specify "dress" shoes or "casual" shoes or do you call them something else entirely? I call them 'footgloves'.

How many times do you change shoes? Change them into what?

Do you walk in your shoes? They're not big enough for that.

Do you have shoes for sitting around in? Yes. Once I Fung Shui'd the innersole, it all came together.

Do you like shoes? Well, after we talked about our relationship, I feel we have a deeper understanding of each others feelings...

Are shoes your friends? I wouldn't say friends, more like acquaintances...

Can you have more than one type of shoe? Yes, I can.

Do your shoes have colors? All except the invisible ones.

Do you shoes match your pants? No, but they do look like a parrot I once saw...

Are they lovely shoes? Almost. They sent in their photos to Hustler's 'Beaver Hunt', but we're still waiting.

Can I borrow some shoes? Sure, as long as you have them home by 10. It's a school night, don'tcha know?

Did your great grandparents have shoes? Yes. Lightly toasted and served with a delicious dipping sauce.
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