Deer are suicidal. They should all be on prozac. Where I live there are 80 billion deer. Where I lived before that there are 80 gazillion. People were scared to go on the highway after 3:00pm. A popular pass time was listening in to the police radio to see who had gotten whacked now. I kid you not, there were containers on every corner where people could throw their deer skins.
Deer like to wait around blind corners, then hop out at the last second. I think its part of a plot to get rid of humans. Radar should come out here and stuff himself on venison. Give me elk any day.
