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I deny the existence of Australia. I believe people claiming to be Australians are just people who picked up a cool accent and decided to be anywhere but this mythical land called Australia.
This entire theory is based on the fact that I've never been to Australia but have met too many Australians for there to be anybody left on that continent.
Q.E.D.
(I met more Australians in the CR than I met Czechs.)
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