[ZenGum]

Well, my thinking was: pour a full glass, drink 90%; pour another full glass, drink 80%; pour another full glass, drink 70% hic; poor a fool glasss, drink Shixty percent; pour a fully grass, Drinkie fif-fif-fifty pershent; four a pool gass, drinkie-winkie fourty-worty persomething; floor a pool lass, mop floor, drink rest of bottle; ah, yer me best bloody mate, have another beer, eh....