I'd have to go with the Ansel Adams approach and choose black and white. I think W. would want it that way, you know? Then I'd send copies to W.'s Mom to give her something to do with her "beautiful mind."
Then I'd play "Ding Dong, the witch is dead" on my cassette deck as I joined the looters, looking for a gun shop with broken windows. Then I'd go assasinate Dick Cheney after first letting a colleague in on my plan, so he could scoop the
New York Times with his black and white photos of
that event.
Do I pass?
