I have always depended on the cleverness of strangers.
Oh wait, that must be somewhere else.
No shark snark. I am disappoint.
Come on, all the cool kids are doing it. I am, and I AM the cool kid.
You coulda been a contender. You coulda been somebody, instead of a bum-sitter, which is what you are, let's face it. (Get it? Huh? Waterfront? Shark?)
I won't be here all week, but eat something!