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Old 11-02-2018, 02:00 PM   #49
Clodfobble
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
With my fucking mouth? They know all the little words, but we follow the principle of, there are no bad words; just inappropriate audiences.
I just went back through the whole "Funny/Embarrassing Things They Say" thread, thinking I had already posted this little gem, but apparently I hadn't:

Minifob: [gets two people confused with each other]
Me: No no, that was the boyfriend before this one. She's had more than one boyfriend.
Minifob: [in all earnestness, proud to have made the connection and with no negative connotations] Oh, you mean she's a slut.
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