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Old 05-09-2011, 11:46 PM   #89
morethanpretty
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Originally Posted by Big Sarge View Post
Ok. I have this Dyna-Flex4 lotion for the staph. Only problem is I live alone and I can't reach parts of my back where I'm supposed to spread it. Do you think the Wal-Mart greeter might slather me up if I ask nicely??
Probably not, but if you pay the hooker on the corner $5 she prob will...
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