[Griff]

1) Have you ever yelled at an automated phone menu "SPEAK TO A FUCKING HUMAN" (or similar)? I usually sing a quiet song about go f@ck yourself or eating a bag of dicks.
2) How much do you ride a bike (of the non-motorized variety) 2x weekly need more.
3) How old is my sister? 45
4) Did you get to take a vacation since the covid crap? And if so... where did you go? ADK
5) What thing that you have grown (other than your children) are you most proud of? quite bald
6) Caffeine-free or fully-leaded? full on
7) Complete this limerick:
There was a young man from Milan
Who kept a spare nut in a can
When asked why he did it
He said "There's no limit
because I like me some flan"
8) Chips/crisps or a chocolate bar? chocolate
9) Which surprise animal encounter made you scream the loudest? not a screamer
10) Who is your favorite comedian? George Carlin
11) Running or Swimming? Swim