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Old 05-09-2020, 01:33 AM   #4
Urbane Guerrilla
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Speaking of Spam: Posit that somehow you are in Hawaii, where a surf longboard is a handy visual reference for social distancing so you're learning to surf.

Which works up an appetite.

So to really really appropriate yourself some Hawaiian culture (you didn't want to listen to "Pineapple Princess" again anyway) you're going for the most completely Hawaiian cheap breakfast you can come by:
2 fried eggs
Spam musubi -- like Duplo size sushi with sizzled Spam slabs, each cake wrapped in its belt of nori
Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.
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