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TheMercenary · 04-03-2007, 09:36 PM

I always wanted one of those cool sky burials like in Nepal, but my wife said there was no way she was flying my dead ass to Nepal and then finding someone to haul my ass up to some mountain top.

So I want to be cremated. Then after a funeral with full military honors and bagpipes, I want my ashes taken to a rugby pitch for some of the local team that I have been with for a while and have them say a few things and spread my ashes around the pitch right before a match. Then go to the local pub and set a cold guiness next to the remaining ashes in the urn and have a big assed party.

I don't really care how I die as long as it is quick.

04-03-2007, 09:36 PM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I always wanted one of those cool sky burials like in Nepal, but my wife said there was no way she was flying my dead ass to Nepal and then finding someone to haul my ass up to some mountain top. So I want to be cremated. Then after a funeral with full military honors and bagpipes, I want my ashes taken to a rugby pitch for some of the local team that I have been with for a while and have them say a few things and spread my ashes around the pitch right before a match. Then go to the local pub and set a cold guiness next to the remaining ashes in the urn and have a big assed party. I don't really care how I die as long as it is quick. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!