Alas, "freak" but not "special". Not even sure I don't have Ed Zachary, foot!
No worries about crucifixion, Bruce - I also have an unbelievably low pain threshold (I've come out of general anaesthetics screaming and have bitten and kicked several doctors - sort of in a spasm, not deliberately - esp my heroic dentist) so shortly after nailing me they'd shoot me to shut me up.
