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I liked 30. Not too young, not too old, not too thin, not too fat, and still single.
Would have had unprotected sex w/ the ex to haev my daughter, but not marry him.
And take all my dad's guns away, and be there to listen to him more.
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Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever.
He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon.
I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.
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