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Old 10-13-2008, 04:14 PM   #46
BigV
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Originally Posted by spudcon View Post
Squirrels all have a death by electrocution wish. They are a problem for power companies because the break into substations and short them out with their stupid little bodies. The squirrel prophet tells them all if they die this way, there will be 72 nuts waiting for them in heaven.
naw... they have an overpowering urge to keep their teeth from attacking themselves, and grind them down continuousl in self defense.

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A squirrels teeth grow continuously. Their incisor's will grow six inches per year, but stay short due to the constant wear they receive.
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