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Is bogan pronounced bog-ann or boe-gan?
1) I prefer to crap at home (sometimes I even use the loo), but if needs be i'll plaster the seat with paper and poop in public.
2) Yes, I mind. I like to save the really noisy ones for comic effect and they don't happen too often, so I get annoyed if I waste one....
3) No, I deliberately pee noisily to assert my non-feminineness. plus I don't sit, which makes the quiet option likely to result in a mopping-up operation....
4) probably. But not mine. Do you have any cow orkers who make straining noises? Is reading matter provided by the management? Any flushophobes on staff?
5) no, i have enough problems with my children peeing in their beds.
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