They laughed when I sat down
But stopped when I plucked them up...
Want to be popular? Life of the party? Get them dancing, singing, smiling? You need a guitar.
Face it, you’re not strong enough to carry a piano, so you need a custom guitar from LJ’s guitar shop.
But but, you say, how do I pick out a design, a style. Where do I start, where do I get inspiration.
If you’re drawing a blank, look to your favorite car as your muse, let it be your guide.
....................... 
.......................Capiesce?
Got the picture? Good, now describe your vision to LJ at “
Amanda’s Patience Ltd”.
You’re on your way to popularity, social stardom, go man go!
PS ~ You might want to learn to play though.
