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Originally Posted by Undertoad
I'm in favor. If there are Santas in every mall, there should be roaming Krampusses as well, hitting passers-by at random and scaring the children into being good.
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I'm with you there.
I'd like an alter ego to any saccharine sweet myth.
You go out Easter morning and instead of finding the eggs the Easter Bunny has left behind you are ambushed by the Hounds of Hell who have been waiting patiently in the orchard.....
Sometimes the Knuckle Collector turns up instead of the Tooth Fairy - and no, your parents can't open the door when they hear you scream.....
And that cute teddy you've been pretending was alive and talking to you during the day? Oh it's alive all right. But you never expected it to whisper things quite. like. that....