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Three come to mind:
Old ladies voice:"Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..."
As you see the shadow of the cat walking along thru the house, the old ladiys voice continues.
When the cats head pops up from behind the bird cage, we find out it was the bird calling the cat the whole time.
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Guy comes home early, sees his wife in the living room, decides to have some fun. Strips off, sticks a rose between his teeth, and dances into the living room, naked.
His parents and in-laws see a side of him they never knew.
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Girl scarfs down a bean burritto before her date. When he gets there, she has to fart bad. but not in front of him. So, she waits until she's in the car and he's walking around to his door. She proceeds to lift her cheek and crack the most vicious rat you ever heard on TV.
The couple in the back seat are not amused.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.
I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.
 
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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