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$370 - where do I claim it from please?
I obviously need the money for rehabilitation
I would add:
- Been drunk at work - $30
- Peed in someone else's garden (or on their door) while walking home - $5
- Had sex on public transport - $25
- Given/ received oral sex in a cinema - $20
- Allowed pictures to be taken of you naked by a partner you are no longer with (and they have the photos) - $20
- Ditto for video - $50
- Had a threesome - $20
- Gone to the toilets on another floor to lay a really unpleasant log... and then laughed about it $2
- Left a crap in a toolbox or ShopVac box in a department store - $50.69
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