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Originally Posted by Nirvana
I had fantasies of fashioning a penis out of spam which would actually require me to buy a can of that [shudder] and be artistic enough to create such a thing. I hope my idea to do this will suffice
until someone else really does it
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I will never forget the time my mother had a Halloween party and had me help her make door prizes for everyone, plus a prize each for the male and female with the best costume.
It was molded candy that was made from various kinds of chocolate, the white chocolate having food coloring added to make it pinkish. The door prizes were penis lollipops and the Grand Prizes were a pair of breasts for the male winner and a giant penis, complete with milk chocolate covered coconut pubic hair for the female winner.
It was the funniest damn thing I've ever seen.