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newtimer · 02-19-2009, 01:46 AM

1. Take out the cork; sneeze; enjoy a bottle of western decadent Mountain Dew...
2. Each bottle of that crap contains enough calories to keep 20 men alive for a day...
3. If you bend over and fart next to a fire, it will flare up....

02-19-2009, 01:46 AM	#4
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	1. Take out the cork; sneeze; enjoy a bottle of western decadent Mountain Dew... 2. Each bottle of that crap contains enough calories to keep 20 men alive for a day... 3. If you bend over and fart next to a fire, it will flare up....