The Daily Mail link says Mr. Skinny on the left has an arrow in his spine, and the Miz has an arrowhead in her side. This romance did not end well.
Makes me think of the last scene of that movie "The War of the Roses".
Seriously though, Ick.
Archaeologists might get all weepy and runny inside as they yank these bones out of the ground, and then salivate over the publicity, but I wish they'd cover 'em up again and go spend their grant money elsewhere. Poor ol' bones
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Hopefully these two will get to share a drawer in some museum attic.
Maybe the curators will hear 'em rustlin' around in there.