Well I’ve finally cracked in this lockdown, found myself shouting at the TV hysterically, why is it that the BBC torment us with cooking programmes and travel shows showing the great outdoors when you can’t walk a hundred yards without worrying the local Plod is gonna pull ya?
Back to the cooking show, TV celeb states to the TV Chef his favourite comfort food is spaghetti on toast, no biggie however said Chef starts cutting Artisan bread coating it in garlic butter with Swiss cheese and puts it in the oven
While he’s waiting on that cooking, he whacks together a cheeky wee tomato and pesto sauce and proceeds to make his own spaghetti from scratch and uses spaghetti cutter, boils it mixes with sauce and pours it over the baked bread and cheese, looked like something of restaurant quality.
I then remembered in my freezer was half a bag of frozen oven chips and in the cupboard was a tin of butter beans circa best before Aug 1982…..(Sigh)
That’s when I lost it
