04-19-2013, 11:34 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Quote:
Originally Posted by infinite monkey
I wonder what the protocol is if you hear an explosion.
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Explosion: Protocol: 1. Shit. 2. Run. 3. If you cannot wait to shit before running, running at full speed, while shitting, is entirely acceptable.
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Excerpted from 'The Shit/Run Protocol Playbook' Chapter 5, Subsection 4.1, Paragraph 3.
Revised Kingsbury Edition.
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